My Therapist Ghosted Me

Remember we had an email from someone who had been seeing a guy at work, she knew he was married, but then he broke it off and moved on to SOMEONE ELSE IN THE SAME WORKPLACE. WTF. Well, she's back in touch and she has NEWS. Meanwhile, Vogue & Joanne have to contend with a monster wifi delay because Joanne is recording in the breakfast buffet room of a New York City hotel. Not a joke. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to mytherapistghostedme@global.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Whilst Vogue & Joanne will occasionally discuss a new subject, you can always expect them to return to their CORE topics... That is to say that Vogue will always want to talk about the Richard Gere rodent story and Joanne is never far from bringing up Fungie the dolphin again (if you're not from Ireland, Google it). Once that's out the way, there's room to discuss the Kelly Clarkson drama, Joanne's latest trip to Magic Mike and Enya's hands. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to mytherapistghostedme@global.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Tech issues hit the podcast once again this week and the finger was pointing at one person. Have a guess who it was... Plus, children drinking booze, Joanne NOT buying edibles and a listener email that tells you exactly what to do the next time you unearth a cheater... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to mytherapistghostedme@global.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

TRIGGER WARNING: There are quite a few mentions of death, disease and murder this week... Yes, this is supposed to be a comedy podcast. So why all the heavy topics? Vogue has four children now and Joanne just stepped off another long haul flight... Everyone is in a weird space. Tennessee botched executions, Gypsy Rose chat, marathon cheats... It's ALL here. Plus, Pete Davidson is kicking off and the plague is back. Great. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to mytherapistghostedme@global.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

So, you've seen Joanne in the first couple of episodes of Celebrity Traitors, right? If you've not watched the first two, SPOILERS WITHIN!! Beyond all that, there's an email from a listener who was dropped like a stone, AFTER meeting the mother and AFTER booking a holiday!!! My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to mytherapistghostedme@global.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

IT HAS BEGUN!! The MTGM / Celebrity Traitors adventure begins... Although no one's seen any episodes yet, everyone is certain it'll going to be unmissable. Recording at Vogue's house this week, Joanne brings up ayahuasca again and Vogue has started her Christmas shopping (in September) so despite the new location, it's all pretty much business as usual. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joanne is only hours away from a flight back to the UK, but there’s still time for a midweek catch up. Has she been scammed again? Of course she has! Does this bring Vogue a special type of joy that only a friend like Joanne can? Of course it does! Plus, more cheating (or thoughts of cheating) and this time there’s a very modern twist… My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

They’re on different continents again… Joanne is in the US for the start of her tour (which you should DEFINITELY see by the way…) and Vogue is in London with little Remy right there in his papoose. He’s too much! There’s so much to discuss though… Did Channing Tatum have a burner account (LEGALLY - he did NOT) and will Joanne get a hair transplant in the near future? All of these things are VERY important. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

What's with cheating men and giving away hoodies? Just stop. Besides this textbook MTGM email, Vogue has found a marriage opportunity in Saudi Arabia and Joanne is off to the US... Has she packed? Have a guess... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

They're back! Yes, there was a business (an actual new, human life) to attend to, but they couldn't leave it any longer... There is too much to discuss. Too much has happened. HOW was that woman allowed to continue competing? WHEN will Sydney Sweeney just calm down and stop upsetting people? And exactly HOW MANY names did Vogue consider before she decided??? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Did a lot of preparation go into this so-called "baby shower" episode? Yes, by hard working people behind the scenes. (Bless you, Pete.) Did Joanne ignore all of the preparation and planning? Mostly, yes. Did Vogue expect much? Realistically, probably not. Is this an absolutely mad episode where the end-of-term vibes were strong and where both Vogue & Joanne forgot they were supposed to be making a podcast? Definitely. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The end of pregnancy vibes are getting stronger on MTGM. With only a couple of eps left until Vogue delivers baby number 4, things are starting to slide into the absurd. Vogue and Joanne reveal why they've never been successful in scoring a camera man and the emails cover everything from body positivity to marital relations (and a lack of them...) My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Who would like to know what name Vogue & Spencer had chosen for baby no.4?? It's possibly off the cards now, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a BIG ol' name. With the spot for the name open, Sandra wastes no time whatsoever and Neil is almost out of patience. Meanwhile, there's more childcare for Joanne (she's nailing it) and Andrew Tate's best little boys are waiting outside for him. Wild. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

This week, Vogue has some interesting revelations on the name for baby no.4... Meanwhile, Joanne is on holiday (agaaaaain) but she's paying the price this time, with more childcare duties and a horrendous relationship with the local insect population. Plus, a listener who needs a confidence boost to put herself out there and make friends at 35 years old... YES SHE CAN. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joanne is not a Mother, or at least, not yet... That all changed for a few hours this week when a friend left her in charge of 2 children AND a roast dinner to cook. Recollections on the events may vary. Back in baking London, Vogue gets ever closer to meeting baby number 4 and she has a big moral question to ask. Plus, the Jared Leto documentary and the Amanda Knox show in Edinburgh. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

To the couple of straight, male listeners… we get it. It’s not ALL men. Age gap relationships are a touchy topic and you might feel differently depending on the circumstances… a 50 year old fella and his 19 year old girlfriend? Hmmm… What about a 30+ year gap in a lesbian relationship… All viewpoints valid… My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joanne's back from Ibiza via Manchester Airport, where she lost the will to live somewhere between Terminal 1 and Terminal 3. Vogue is calling Nara Smith out for gaslighting the girlies, plus Joanne has a Netflix special and is furious that Ray Gun got a documentary first, Noel Edmonds is releasing lobsters into the sea, Brendan chugged a live oyster the size of a child's leg, and there's a special place in hell for women who don't tell other women they've had a facelift. Put that on a tote bag. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joanne is late (stuck in traffic/a taxi/a train... who's to say?!), she's showered in a complete stranger's hotel room without noticing, and she's got approximately four minutes before she has to leave to DJ with James Haskell poolside. Vogue is back from Spain, surviving Heart Breakfast, and did a little wee on the floor this morning. Can you tell Joe's still on holiday? It's fine. We're all fine. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joanne is live from Ibiza and has made a devastating discovery: she might be too old for clubbing. The solution? Retrain as a brunch DJ... Vogue's in Spain too with Spenny who this week told her she's "hardly going to look slender" (he meant well)... Elsewhere, Usher brought a woman on stage for one of his famous lap dances and she was absolutely not into it... so she released one of the most iconic statements of 2026. Joanne discovers that Buzzball Boulders exist and that one single mouse in her house might be five living in her Pop Chips... Plus, is Danny Cipriani asking wedding guests to crowdfund his entire wedding via a Honey Fund? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit…

Joanne is live from Ibiza (medicated and hydrated), Vogue is pregnant on a beach and apparently that's illegal now, and Grace Campbell has just walked into frame completely starkers. It's chaos. This week's email comes from a listener trapped in what can only be described as Ireland's longest situationship... four years of Tinder matches, fizzled summers, wedding mishaps and a man who keeps popping up like a Pokémon. Plus: Joanne's internet dies mid-pod, so she's haunting us via WhatsApp voice note. Legend has, she still is... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

If the next episode is late, or doesn't happen at all, what you need to know is that Joanne is travelling to Ibiza tomorrow and she's SUPPOSED to be recording the Wednesday episode on Monday morning... Good luck everyone. Before the inevitable happens, though, there's reflection on the World Cup halftime show (wtf...), fascination over twins, LOTS of "Google that Joe" and Joanne's next career as a DJ. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Andrew Tate is not a popular man in these parts... For support following his arrest in Miami, please look elsewhere. Naturally, Vogue & Joanne have thoughts, so let's have them. Plus, an email from a listener who sounds like she's got it all worked out, but needs a nudge in the right direction... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Vogue has stories from Wimbledon and she might have to stop being seen in public with Spencer... Meanwhile, Joanne has watched the Katie Price doc and she has thoughts. Plus, a heist for the wellbeing age and the uses for activated charcoal...? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

This episode will be potentially triggering if you've ever lost an entire makeup bag... You've been warned. As Vogue beams in from her Spanish holiday, Joanne is in York with some explaining to do about so-called "Powderpuff Castle". Plus, Joanne once again claims she used to be fluent in French and whether it's time to spare a thought for the football. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

IF you don't know what Vogue & Joanne are going to be discussing in this episode, you might want to rewind a touch... It's all kicked off. Massively. We all know it's not what Vogue wanted and OF COURSE it was Vogue who has taken the full brunt of it... So how to resolve this? How can we move forwards? What should be the course of action? You and Lee Andrews are about to find out... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Vogue is keen to get to the bottom of Joanne's big day out last week... Remember; the plan was two BIG activities in one day. Wimbledon, followed by Harry Styles at Wembley. Massive. How did it go? How did she cope? What REALLY happened?! My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Something has happened.... It's something that we've all been waiting for and it's definitely for the best that it's happened. BUT WHAT IS IT?! Suffice to say that both Joanne and Vogue are equally pleased. There's a lot to discuss, with Vogue's research on psilocybin and Joanne's latest house challenge... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Let's go through some of the names that come up during this podcast... Nigel Farage. Michael Jackson. Kanye. Wow. Luckily, the lawyers were on hand to give it a listen through and here we are. Closer to home, Joanne has a full hair emergency, so bad that the podcast had to be recorded at a different time and Vogue explains why she wouldn't be thrilled to wear a MAGA hat. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

It's another episode at Joanne's and the heat is A LOT to cope with. Frankly, it doesn't matter if you're British or Irish, because what we all have in common is an unparalleled ability to talk about how hot it is. Beyond the weather, Vogue and Joanne are heading to Wimbledon next week and in THE SAME DAY, Joanne is off to see Harry Styles, which Vogue obviously can't get her head around... "TWO THINGS IN ONE DAY?!" All that, plus the hottest footballer on Earth and Joanne's new household obsession. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joanne watched a Marco Pierre White interview this week and she is obsessed. Fair play too, because it was bananas. Meanwhile, Vogue has been focussed on the Ariana Grande / Ethan Slater story which has apparently come to an end... What next for Ethan? Plus, a listener emails in about a man who looks like he'll never commit... Is that ok? You be the judge... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

You DO NOT want to upset the people who take your bins away... Unfortunately, it's already too late for Joanne. Vogue has distanced herself from the situation and it may never resolve itself. Luckily, there's a lot to distract from this catastrophe, in the shape of Tyra Banks' legal case, Lee Andrews' hair and the capture of somebody who could be 'the Putney pusher'. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

This week, it was time for Vogue's baby shower, which was much more like a hen party... Think cocktail slushies and afternoon drunkenness (of the guests, NOT Vogue!) Plus, a really tricky email topic from a listener who seems to be losing her friends, because of a toxic man who's found his way into the group... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

DESCRIPTION: There are a lot of people getting dragged this week… Shania Twain (that is ONLY Vogue), Kim K and Lewis Hamilton… Shots are being fired. Recorded at Joanne’s new gaff for the 2nd week in a row, there are telly appearances to announce and the evidence for THAT c.a.t.e.r.p.i.l.l.a.r incident has surfaced. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Is flirting a problem? It's a big question! Is it harmless or does it MEAN something? This week, a listener needs that question answered, so Vogue & Joanne must do their best. Plus, Vogue has shared a baby name with Joanne... What's the verdict? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

It's a housewarming party!! It feels like AGES since Vogue & Joanne were actually in the same place, but this week they recorded the podcast TOGETHER AT JOANNE'S NEW HOUSE!! OMG!! There's Steven Bartlett chat to unpack, a bottle of champagne to open, some housewarming presents to unwrap and that's only the beginning... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com You can now watch FULL video episodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com

Have you ever needed to do long distance in a relationship? Maybe you've gone the whole hog and moved away, just to be with someone... Did it work?? This week, a listener worries that her partner is unhappy after moving to Dublin, but a move BACK to London is also off the cards. What to do?! PLUS, Joanne's pottering in the new garden and Vogue might re-purchase all her household goods in pink... Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joanne has done it!! She's finally moved into a house of her very own, but at what cost? She's been forced to reckon with how many clothes she owns, but Vogue is on hand to reframe this as a positive. There's definitely work to do. Plus, a Katie Price update and Vogue's obsession with post-mortem embalming. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com You can now watch FULL video episodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com

Can you trust your neighbours to take in your packages? That's Joanne & Vogue's metric for whether they're good people or not... Plus, why Joanne could be Vogue's stepmother one day and a listener who has good news for women in their thirties with an eye for the younger man. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

There's a LOT of buzz about the fact that Joanne spent the last couple of weeks in The Traitors castle... This much we know, but can Vogue get Joanne to say ANYTHING MORE? Just a little tease, perhaps, or maybe a slip up? In other news, Katie Price is rightly asking "where the hell is my husband?" and both Vogue & Joanne have thoughts... Many thoughts. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com You can now watch FULL video episodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com

They call it going on a break, but the fact is that you only need to wait until Friday 22nd of May for Vogue & Joanne to return... It's never long. In this last instalment until then, the reason why cabin crew can't buy the cigarettes onboard, Joanne's aversion to water in all forms and a story that might mean Vogue's friend is about to sue. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

It's a bold move to home school your kids and not something that would work for everyone... But if you DID home school your kids, you'd surely want Joanne to pop round to teach them sociology, right? RIGHT?! Back in the northern hemisphere, Vogue was at the London marathon again, but did Spencer achieve what he'd hoped to? Plus, Lena Dunham's new memoir and is it finally time for Joanne to get back out there on the dating scene? If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com You can now watch FULL video episodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com

Joanne's time in Australia is nearly up, but there's still work to do. Aside from that, there are a few allegations flying about in the ether that need attention too... The legal team are on standby as a result. Plus, a deliciously petty piece of play from a listener who is better off after a break up. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The word iconic is overused these days, but Sabrina Carpenter bringing Madonna on stage?? ICONIC. Does it mean Vogue and Joanne have changed their minds about Coachella?? Absolutely not. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com You can now watch FULL video episodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com

Are you familiar with "Lesbian circularity"? If not, good... Because a listener has emailed in to explain it in fantastic detail. Plus... A huge announcement, but does it belong to Vogue, or Joanne??? Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Vogue honestly didn't believe the BLISS tattoo was real... It is and Joanne doesn't care what ANYBODY thinks. She's thrilled. Meanwhile, Vogue is coming back from St Barts with an unwelcome addition to her face. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com You can now watch FULL video episodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com

Where is everyone now?! Vogue's still in St Barts and Joanne is in New Zealand. That means a time difference of 16 hours!! Luckily, everyone is happy with their own local time, so it works. SO... What went down at Coachella? It's time for an investigation and debrief on why Vogue, nor Joanne will ever be there. Plus, a very embarrassing moment for one listener... Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

They said it couldn't be done (well they didn't say that, but still...), but Vogue & Joanne recorded this episode across a 14 hour time-difference, with Vogue in St. Bart's and Joanne in Melbourne, Australia. Joanne's literally just come off stage, Vogue's just finished breakfast. The vibes are different, but somehow it works. There are lies, TV comebacks, essential Caribbean shopping and a full, professional and detailed review (sure...) of the Nasa mission around the moon. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com You can now watch FULL video episodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com

Sometimes, Joanne finds it difficult to reserve judgement until she's heard all of the email from a listener. This week is one of those times... In fairness, it is a tricky one. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Last week, the Friday episode was... Energetic. The feedback has been taken on and efforts were made to up the focus this week. Whether or not the efforts were successful is less relevant. Vogue's in St Bart's with celeb goss and Joanne is (briefly) back in the UK and looking for reasons not to pack her suitcase again. Don't worry Australia... She's on her way. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com You can now watch FULL video episodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com Joanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.com

Over in the states, Joanne witnessed a man going about his morning exercise, before BIG drama occurred. Meanwhile, in St Barts, Vogue admires the Americans (not all of them, mind) and their commitment to having a drink. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.